See the thing is or should I say the universal undisputable fact is that no one I mean NO ONE can see you single!
No one believes you when you say that you are happy being single!
What follows are looks that decode as her/his life is so sad that they can’t even find a mate! Hence begins the intrusion in your life. Totally uncalled for and offered absolutely free of cost.
The guilty parties: Parents, aunties, far distant relatives you’ve not even heard of, colleagues, and even friends.
See I believe friends have a valid reason trying to hook you up. After all it helps being “even” in a group. Or whatever weird reason they try to sell to you. Hence my first “Case Study.”
Case Study 1: I thought you two would hit off!
Actually I met this dude before once. He was a mutual friend and the other dude thought what a better way to get my friends together.
Get together did we for coffee. Considering the fact that I was too polite to say no to a Million Dollar Chocolate Brownie which I drowned with water, and he never anticipated anyone being so nice as me.
It was an evening rigged to the core!
Till today I wonder how I could have been so cultured! Bet my Mama would be proud of me. Other than that, when we look back it brings great memories.
Sad for my friend his match making maiden venture dint take off!
Case Study 2: There’s this boy…
It all begins with those three deadly words. “There’s this boy, he’s doing excellently in life. Good job, has a home of his own. Why don’t you meet him?”
Next thing you know is that you’ve been tricked to seeing this moron!
This example runs rampant with all those relatives you so much want to kill.
Case Study 3: Right place, wrong time.
Why am I here? My friend told me to meet her here and now she’s running late. Phew! That bitch! You’re fuming sitting wondering how long you would have to wait.
Then the most fantastic specimen of the opposite sex materializes in front of you. (ok so I smile) A light bulb goes off – I’ve been duped!
Never mind at least the company is not bad. So just when the conversation picks up, the bitch turns up. Stupid reasons are offered. Like I don’t know I’ve been set up.
See these are just 3 reasons I could offer why you need to beware of all those harmless matchmakers, somebody please tell them its called “invasion of privacy!”
But who cares?
The saga continues…
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Please note: Out of 61 point, only 20 points are mine, rest i have taken from a site. As you all know my English is not so good, so how can i write such a interesting comments. My apologies to people who may get offened.
Why Being Single Rocks!
1. Because you can lock yourself in your room, blast music, scream to your heart's content and fully appreciate the angry, angsty lyrics.
2. You don't have to inflict your parents on anyone else.
3. You can flirt with the neighbour, your homeroom pal and the manager at the surf shop without ever feeling like you have to explain yourself.
4. You won't be known as so-and-so's girlfriend/boyfriend.
5. You'll catch fewer colds.
6. If you want to wear a bindi, you needn't worry about your guy asking, "Is that a zit?"
7. You get to eat onions on your burger, or garlic whenever you want! Or smoke when u want.
8. Your journal will be filled with far more exciting fare than the status of the relationship.
9. Shopping with your buds or on your own is WAY better than with a tag-along of the opposite sex!
10. Cricket, X box games, concerts, who has time for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
11. More space in your locker.
12. You get to play the field and your coupled-up friends don't!
13. Sweaty palms? Big Deal!
14. You don't have to explain why you haven't read a single issue from How to be successful or an article “ About the rich and famous” he/she gave you for Christmas.
15. There's more time to hit the gym.
16. You never need to worry whether you're too tall or too short.
17. You can go from hippie to body tattoo ( thats for u jo) without worrying what your significant other thinks.
18. When you have a long-term relationship you just don't have the same kind of high intensity crushes.
19. Summer break was made for being single!
20. Romantic bliss is bad for the inner artist. How many poems/song lyrics are about happy couples?
21. You don't have to have "the talk" about where the relationship is going.
22. Friday movie night with your best friend.
23. Sat evening a long walk, or a 4D movie with no serious talk….
24. No need to explain why chocolate-chip ice cream with hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream, topped by a peanut butter cup, really is a great dinner.
25. It's way cool to be able to change a tire on your own.
26. You can watch and entire chick flick/action flick without your boyfriend/girlfriend yawning.
27. That 5 day holiday summer trek through vasi mountain will be a lot more fun if you're not constantly looking for a post office to mail your miss-you Messages.
28. Jealousy, an all too typical by-product of couplehood, is such a waste of energy.
29. You don't have to shave your legs if you don't want to.
30. Spending time unattached and liking it gives you the power to have high standards when it comes to guys/girls.
31. Because studies have found that gum disease can be contagious! Excuse me
32. You're more willing to try new things.
33. Because your same sex friends don't complain that you take too long to get ready/ are too fast at getting ready.
34. Is anything more torturous than spending an evening with them, every Sunday and doing the same thing
35. It's one less thing for Mom and Dad to nag about.
36. You can do you hair however you want to!
37. You don't have to wait for- or worry- that you missed their call.
38. Saturday night, you, and a Horror movie is a mighty trio.
39. No more fights!
40. No more reason finale
41. You have nothing to lose!
42. When you kiss another person besides a relative, it isn't called cheating!
43. You don't have to share your drinks and food!
44. You don't have to train him for someone else later in life.
45. You will feel more independent.
46. Because your friends were sick of hearing about them all the time.
47. That cutie at Starbucks will stop giving you free mochas if they see you with someone else!
48. You don't have to obsess about whether their friends like you.
49. You don't have to obsess about whether YOUR friends like him/her!
50. No one will torture your poor cat. (JO for u )
51. As you listen sympathetically to your best friend's latest coupledom disaster, you can be happy in the knowledge that you don't have to deal with that junk.
52. No more wasting hours picking out what to wear just to impress someone who won't even take notice!
53. The money you dished out for some spendy gift can go toward those X box games u been eyeing.
54. If you belch in front of your pals it's no big deal.
55. Because you won't have to dump someone-- or get dumped.
56. No one pressuring you to do stuff you just don't want to do.
57. Life is stressful enough without pressure in the relationship.
58. Because unrequited love can be soooo delicious.
59. You'll have more bonding time with your little sis/bro or friend, who really needs you.
60. One set of problems to deal with (ie. your own) is plenty.
61. There's nothing more mysterious and alluring than a single person who is into being that way.
You should take the case where "Hephail, we are going for a party which is far away, so it's better we go in one car with XXX's family" and suddenly you find everyone switching seats to make sure you sit next to their daughter :D
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